Four years ago, before she died, Marge Schott went into her doctor.
"Doctor, I don't know what the problem is babe, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact, while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times."
The doctor nods and gives Marge some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done."
So Marge takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed.
This time Marge is very angry and extremely upset. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much. They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"
The doctor nods, "It's alright Mrs. Schott, now that we have your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing!"
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